एक करोड़ रुपये देने का वादा करता हूं ब्लागर्स राहत कोष के लिये ?

  ये हैं सारा मादाम पता नहीं मेरे बारे में क्या क्या फ़ोरकास्ट करती रहतीं है.मेरे अलावा इनको ललित शर्मा,राजीव तनेजा अरे हां वो अपना महफ़ूज़ नज़र नहीं आता जो खामखां मेरे बारे में हमेशा सोचती हैं.. अब देखिये न हमारी ब्याहता श्रीमती जी को पता चलेगा कि कुछ अंट-शंट हो रहा है तो ब्लागिंग बंद आंदोलन भी खड़ा कर सकतीं है. 

हज़ारों बार मेल कर करके ये मादाम मेरा भविष्यफ़ल बतातीं हैं.. अरे भाई आज़ तो इनने कमाल ही कर दिया देखिये एक मेल भेजा है हमको 

Dear Girish, Be very CAREFUL because in this letter I have extremely important revelations for you. Therefore, I must ask you to carefully read this letter till the end. It is very important for your future... but it is above all extremely important for you. Indeed, Girish a fantastic opportunity to cash in a large sum of money could arise as soon asday Thursday, April 19, 2012. Indeed, very soon, this wonderful date which is day Thursday, April 19, 2012 will mark for you the beginning of a fantastic and generous time full of Luck in your life. But for now, I do not know exactly the source of this Large Sun of Money. Moreover, for some unknown reason you could miss this Large Sum of Money if you do not seriously get ready to receive it. It is in order to warn you and to tell you what you must do not to miss this Large Sum of Money that I am personally writing to you today. This Large Sum of Money if you do not seriously get ready to receive it. It is in order to warn you and to tell you what you must do not to miss this Large Sum of Money that I am personally writing to you today. Last night I did not sleep well. You know, as we get older, sleep becomes lighter and lighter and more difficult to get. While sleeping lightly, I often have premonitory dreams and since I am lucky enough to know how to interpret these dreams, I know that I have had a mysterious and clear vision about your near future. I could see you enjoy the fantastic opportunity to cash in the Large Sum OF MONEY... This is why this morning I decided to have another look at your file. I wanted to confirm what your near future was really going to bring to you. And what I saw seems to completely confirm the revelation I had in my premonitory dream : that unique opportunity to cash inthe Large Sum OF MONEY should really arise soon.             अगर सारा मादाम के कहे अनुसार मुझे अकूत धन मिला तो.एक करोड़ रुपये देने का वादा करता हूं ब्लागर्स राहत कोष के लिये ?  शेष रुपयों से क्या करूंगा सारा मादाम से मिलकर बताऊंगा तब तक जय निर्मल बाबा की ....